Poop copypasta. [ASCII Art] Poop

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I got in the van and drove up to the school. The children are crying now I raise the hamburger to my lips, tears stream down my face as I take a bite she gives me a hamburger. It began to make me unbearably angry. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them. Up until now, I've been polite. The girl screamed wildly as her eye was burned out. Finally my anger reached a point that overcame Shamefulness.

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[Copypasta] My poop story

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I heard a flush, a fumbling with the lock, and then the stall door was thrown open. I just rolled my eyes and continued driving. As usual for a cell phone conversation, the voice was exactly 8 dB louder than it needed to be. The video gained over 2,400 likes and 250 shares in a month. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. You try to pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt. As we got home the kids began crowding around the little plastic party furniture begging for food.

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Poop Sock

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As I was returning home from work, my insides let me know with subtle rumbles and the emission of the occasional tiny fart that Big Things would be happening soon. Slowly massage the vag, then rub the clitoris ever so gently. Clearly, it had to be Stall 2. I was really high and panicking, so I thought the best thing to do would be to hop on a small bicycle I was 19 at the time and try my best to escape. The other guy and I are both really stubborn, and neither one of us wanted to lose. I was surprised to see balloons and party favors all over.

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manalew epic poop copypasta

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It was 1:30 when I got out of bed. Notable Examples Search Interest User: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? Finish by giving birth to yourself. Origin On December 12th, 2018, iFunny user Wrench posted an with the first half of the copypasta shown below. Over the course of the following month, the phrase began appearing in shitpost image macros on various -focused subreddits, particularly. I wanked some little nerdy girl over the head with it. The amount of stuff in me was incredible. You sit on the toilet to poop, but the poop never stops coming out of your butt.

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Poop Sock

poop copypasta

As the loud conversation dragged on, I became angrier and angrier, thinking that I, too, had a crappy day, but I was too polite to yak about in public. I don't know what came over me. Across the street a father of three falls down the stairs I swallow and look down at the hamburger in my hands. I'm normally a fairly Shameful Sh1tter. When I was a kid I had hopes and dreams. My mother was heaving blood at this point. I had a particularly funky little caesars pizza not an hour before the incident.

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Navy SEAL Copypasta (Clean Version)

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I then set it on the floor and slowly inserted it into my rectum. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. I grabbed the cake knife, and with my viking prowess, backstabbed the fatty. I feel like a new man and off to find a woman who doesnt poop. She tells me room number and give key. As I tilted my head back to down the capsules I swallowed wrong and vomited into the sink. It was as if a gateway to Hell had been opened.

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Gonna Cry? Gonna Piss Your Pants Maybe?

poop copypasta

Edits were also popular on Instagram and. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. So a small and always very high maintenance team worked for them. An edit featuring Vegeta from gained over 3,000 views shown below, right. Various Examples Templates Search Interest What is up with the last few months and meme quality? I was staring another human being in the eyes. Cleverbot: Then go, I won't stop you.

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